Thomas Kinkade's Wife Files Restraining Order Against Thomas Kinkade's Girlfriend [Douchebags]

Thomas Kinkade's Wife Files Restraining Order Against Thomas Kinkade's Girlfriend [Douchebags]:

Yay! More tasty dark corners in the saga of mysteriously deceased fake-art huckster Thomas Kinkade, Painter of Light (also Groper of Light, Public Urinator of Light, Drunk Driver of Light, and Siegfried & Roy Magic Tiger Show Disruptor of Light). At the time when he became suddenly and mysteriously dead (of Light), Kinkade, 54, was separated from his wife and living with another woman. Weirdly, those two ladies are not getting along. More »