Nursery school bans children from making "diamond in the sky" sign while singing "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star", because vagina [Silly]

SGreads: "HOW DOCTORS DIE" Hint: It’s Not Like the Rest of Us, But It Should Be! http://t.co/FBRexfOh (@SGreads)

SGreads: "HOW DOCTORS DIE" Hint: It’s Not Like the Rest of Us, But It Should Be! http://t.co/FBRexfOh (@SGreads): SGreads: "HOW DOCTORS DIE" Hint: It’s Not Like the Rest of Us, But It Should Be! http://t.co/FBRexfOh (@SGreads)

Notify the Vatican Immediately!

Notify the Vatican Immediately!:

Cube neighbor on phone with IT help desk: I turned off my pc last night and I turned it on this morning and the screen is black, nothing is showing up.
IT: Is your monitor on?
Cube neighbor: Yes.
IT: Turn it off.
Cube neighbor: Oh, wow, it just started working! I wonder what happened?

Miami, Florida

Overheard by: Lady L

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Yo-Yo Ma on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat.

Yo-Yo Ma on the floor of a bathroom with a wombat.:

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12.13.2011

12.13.2011: New Cyanide and Happiness Comic.

544 - Alphabet Maps of Great Britain and Ireland

544 - Alphabet Maps of Great Britain and Ireland: If you’re in the north of England and you’re in a town ending in -by, you’re in former Danish-ruled territory [1]. If the toponym starts with beau- or bel-, it was probably named by Normans [2]. And if it contains the prefix Avon- or the suffix -combe, it is one of many place names of Celtic origin ...

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Gifts For Malcontents & Curmudgeons [12 Days Of Buying]

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Tuesday, Help Carrboro Become "Lovetown"

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The Encyclopedia of Sci-fi Goes Live Online

The Encyclopedia of Sci-fi Goes Live Online:

arcite writes "After twenty years of hard work, the Encyclopedia of Science Fiction website has recently gone live. It's an online database containing thousands of entries for all things Sci-fi, and a great place to read all about your favourite authors, characters, themes, and everything else."

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Aldi set to open Jan. 12

Aldi set to open Jan. 12:

The Aldi grocery store off N.C. 751 near The Streets at Southpoint Mall in Durham now has a new projected opening date of Jan.

Orange Is The Hot Color For 2012, Adjust Accordingly [Color Theory]

Orange Is The Hot Color For 2012, Adjust Accordingly [Color Theory]:

Surely you stocked up on pinkish wares when the color "honeysuckle" was declared Pantone's Color of the Year 2011, but it's already time to update your wardrobe/home decor/personal color preferences. The company dubbed "tangerine tango" next year's "in" color after seeing requests for an orange hue from designers and retailers. But don't think this is some scheme to make consumers crap they don't need. It was selected for its "happy connotations," meant to cheer us during these dark economic times. Though, as the Wall Street Journal points out, it was popular in the 1920s and 1960s, with a brief comeback in the 1980s, or "heady economic periods later followed by devastating crashes." So if you subscribe to bullshit economic indicators, orange is really nothing to be happy about. More »

Talented Dog Plays The Piano And Sings The Blues [Video]

Talented Dog Plays The Piano And Sings The Blues [Video]:

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