When Two Hyphenated Last Names Fall in Love [I Thee Dread]

When Two Hyphenated Last Names Fall in Love [I Thee Dread]:

One hyphenated last name is already pretty cumbersome, but when you augment a hyphenated last name with another hyphenated last name, things can get pretty weird, especially if you're at the DMV and nobody ever calls your name because it's just too much trouble. A whole generation of people born 20- or 30-something years ago, however, is having to sort through the problem of choosing which of their hyphenated last names makes it into the marriage amalgamation, and which parent's heart they most want to break. More »