Saturday, May 05, 2012
Friday, May 04, 2012
Airplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants by Wendi Aarons
Airplane Passengers as Explained By Their Pants by Wendi Aarons:
Wool Suit Pants: Will board before you.
Wool Hunting Pants: Will board after you.
Pleated Dockers: Will loudly talk on cell phone about ROIs and vertical markets.
Pajama Bottoms: Will be flying either to or from a city with a Señor Frog’s.
Sweatpants with Dallas Mavericks Logo: Will clog one or more bathrooms.
Stained Yoga Pants: Will be carrying a screaming child.
Stained Gymboree Pants: Will be a screaming child.
Leather Pants: Did not pay for own flight.
Pants with Underwear Sticking Out: Did not pay for own flight.
Jeans with Rhinestones: Will get wasted on tequila and Sprite and graze flight attendant’s boob.
Tight Black Stretch Pants: Will be a pharmaceutical sales rep named Morgan.
Hemp Pants: Will be flying either to or from a city with a yurt resort.
Golf Pants: Will “accidentally” click on a porn link on his laptop.
Camouflage Cargos: Carry-on is a styrofoam cooler sealed with duct tape.
Blue Capris: European on business.
Red Capris: European on holiday.
Plaid Capris: European on way to rehab.
Pink Sweatpants: Will laugh her ass off at the Adam Sandler in-flight movie.
Beige Slacks: Will nervously clutch book about how liberals are destroying America.
Linen Trousers: Will swallow a Xanax and mangle your hand during take-off.
Wide-waled Corduroys: Traveling with a cat.
Thin-waled Corduroys: Traveling with a guitar.
Patched Corduroys: Traveling with a cat named Guitar.
Orange Jumpsuit: Did not pay for own flight.
Skinny Jeans: Will develop deep vein thrombosis.
Swim Trunks: Will be escorted off plane by federal air marshal for doing something gross to the beverage cart.
Creased Jeans: Federal air marshal.
Wool Suit Pants: Will board before you.
Wool Hunting Pants: Will board after you.
Pleated Dockers: Will loudly talk on cell phone about ROIs and vertical markets.
Pajama Bottoms: Will be flying either to or from a city with a Señor Frog’s.
Sweatpants with Dallas Mavericks Logo: Will clog one or more bathrooms.
Stained Yoga Pants: Will be carrying a screaming child.
Stained Gymboree Pants: Will be a screaming child.
Leather Pants: Did not pay for own flight.
Pants with Underwear Sticking Out: Did not pay for own flight.
Jeans with Rhinestones: Will get wasted on tequila and Sprite and graze flight attendant’s boob.
Tight Black Stretch Pants: Will be a pharmaceutical sales rep named Morgan.
Hemp Pants: Will be flying either to or from a city with a yurt resort.
Golf Pants: Will “accidentally” click on a porn link on his laptop.
Camouflage Cargos: Carry-on is a styrofoam cooler sealed with duct tape.
Blue Capris: European on business.
Red Capris: European on holiday.
Plaid Capris: European on way to rehab.
Pink Sweatpants: Will laugh her ass off at the Adam Sandler in-flight movie.
Beige Slacks: Will nervously clutch book about how liberals are destroying America.
Linen Trousers: Will swallow a Xanax and mangle your hand during take-off.
Wide-waled Corduroys: Traveling with a cat.
Thin-waled Corduroys: Traveling with a guitar.
Patched Corduroys: Traveling with a cat named Guitar.
Orange Jumpsuit: Did not pay for own flight.
Skinny Jeans: Will develop deep vein thrombosis.
Swim Trunks: Will be escorted off plane by federal air marshal for doing something gross to the beverage cart.
Creased Jeans: Federal air marshal.
Hillsborough Hog Day Is May 18-19
Hillsborough Hog Day Is May 18-19:
WHAT: Hillsborough Hog Days
WHEN: 6 to 9 p.m. May 18 and 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. May 19
WHERE: River Park in downtown Hillsborough, 140 E. Margaret Lane
Come to the 30th Annual Hillsborough Hog Day on May 18 and 19 at River Park in downtown Hillsborough. Admission is free!
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WHAT: Hillsborough Hog DaysWHEN: 6 to 9 p.m. May 18 and 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. May 19
WHERE: River Park in downtown Hillsborough, 140 E. Margaret Lane
Come to the 30th Annual Hillsborough Hog Day on May 18 and 19 at River Park in downtown Hillsborough. Admission is free!
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Thursday, May 03, 2012
Geek Kids : LEGO Storage Bricks
Geek Kids : LEGO Storage Bricks: 
Store your stuff in ginormous, stackable LEGO bricks These bricks come in three sizes (2, 4, and 8) and the three standard LEGO colors of yellow, red, and blue. Open them up and toss in your D&D miniatures, puzzle pieces, and random toys and stuff. $19.99 - $45.99
Store your stuff in ginormous, stackable LEGO bricks These bricks come in three sizes (2, 4, and 8) and the three standard LEGO colors of yellow, red, and blue. Open them up and toss in your D&D miniatures, puzzle pieces, and random toys and stuff. $19.99 - $45.99
Answer: From Fish to Football—What's the Connection? [Search Research]
Answer: From Fish to Football—What's the Connection? [Search Research]:
Daniel Russell knows how to find the answers to questions you can't get to with a simple Google query. In his weekly Search Research column, Russell issues a search challenge, then follows up later in the week with his solution—using whatever search technology and methodology fits the bill. This week's challenge: From fish to football—what's the connection? More »
Wednesday, May 02, 2012
Must Watch: The Feynman Series [Videos]
Must Watch: The Feynman Series [Videos]:
I’m a big, big fan of the Sagan Series on Youtube, and how I missed all four episodes of the Feynman series (created by the same person,) is beyond me. But now that I’ve stumbled on them, I’m a happy man. I’ll let you guys discover this awesome new series featuring, as I’m sure you all already know if you’ve been with us for a while, one of my favorite modern day scientists.
Episode I: Beauty
Episode II: Honours
Episode III: Curiosity
Episode IV: The Key to Science
[The Feynman Series | Richard Feynman Picture: BigStockPhoto]
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I’m a big, big fan of the Sagan Series on Youtube, and how I missed all four episodes of the Feynman series (created by the same person,) is beyond me. But now that I’ve stumbled on them, I’m a happy man. I’ll let you guys discover this awesome new series featuring, as I’m sure you all already know if you’ve been with us for a while, one of my favorite modern day scientists.
Episode I: Beauty
Episode II: Honours
Episode III: Curiosity
Episode IV: The Key to Science
[The Feynman Series | Richard Feynman Picture: BigStockPhoto]
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Major League Soccer Blowhard Says Female Superfans Are Totally Not Hot [Sports]
Major League Soccer Blowhard Says Female Superfans Are Totally Not Hot [Sports]:
Watch out, lady soccer fans. Your love of the beautiful game is turning off the dudes. More »
Tuesday, May 01, 2012
Monday, April 30, 2012
No Grocery Bag?
No Grocery Bag?:
Happy Monday! Here's a little grocery shopping humor to kick start your week. If you live in a city or county that's instituted a plastic bag ban, you might relate to the awkward exchange this man has at the checkout. I own plenty of eco-friendly grocery bags, but I *never* seem to have them with me when I need them. What about you?
*Browse eco-friendly grocery bags
--StellaCadente*
Follow me on Twitter @pomodorista
Happy Monday! Here's a little grocery shopping humor to kick start your week. If you live in a city or county that's instituted a plastic bag ban, you might relate to the awkward exchange this man has at the checkout. I own plenty of eco-friendly grocery bags, but I *never* seem to have them with me when I need them. What about you?
*Browse eco-friendly grocery bags
--StellaCadente*
Follow me on Twitter @pomodorista
Sunday, April 29, 2012
Durham Bulls Shut Out 2-0: When Will it Stop?
Durham Bulls Shut Out 2-0: When Will it Stop?:
DBAP/Durham—The last time I covered the Durham Bulls was the night of April 10. They were shut out by the Charlotte Knights 5-0.…
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DBAP/Durham—The last time I covered the Durham Bulls was the night of April 10. They were shut out by the Charlotte Knights 5-0.…
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